TITLE: Musings Of A Mulderist
AUTHOR: Rhetta
RATING: PG
CLASSIFICATION: Poem
DISTRIBUTION: Anywhere, just let me know.
FEEDBACK: pindaran@hotmail.com
SPOILERS: Just a little pining. Won't really ruin any of the episodes.
DISCLAIMER: Mulder and the rest of the 'X-Files' belong to Chris Carter, 1013, and FOX. David Duchovny belongs to himself. Think of this as a friendly loan.
SUMMARY: Thoughts about a certain missing G-Man.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written before Mulder's return at the end of the
8th Season.

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On Sundays I was usually in a state of bliss
Right from the opening teaser to the 'I Made This'

I counted the hours. I circled the day.
I'd look forward to what he'd do or say.

OK. I'll admit it. I'm a Mulderist
I'm waiting for a Fox who's sorely missed

Now, I like Agent Doggett and I'm still an X-Phile
But I'm really missing Mulder's irreverent style

I miss those hazel eyes and that brown hair
His boyish charm and his ScullyCare

His stubborn streak and his twisted wit
And that leather jacket? What a perfect fit.

Can I help it if I'm another devoted fan?
It's not my fault he's such a damn fine looking man.

The vast mytharc plottings and the search for his sister?
Such ripe material for MulderAngst when they show how he missed her.

How about the way, you know, he would just leeeaaan in
Whenever Scully gave a case her scientific spin

And he gazed at Scully often, that was plain to see
You know he got a thrill with each 'Mulder, it's me'

I loved it when he'd lead her out with a hand on her back
I...uh...sorry...let's get back on track

I love his sunflower seeds and the MulderGlasses
And how Ice Tea could be love and other passes

I miss the way he could make Scully smile
She hasn't done that in an awful long while

Wait...maybe this was all Carter's horrible dream
And soon he'll awaken with a girlie scream.

Maybe Mulder doesn't even need to come back
Maybe Scully and him are still watching 'Caddyshack.'

They might be drinking a beer and pondering a wish
Or discussing the names of Mulder's fish

They could be talking to Skinner at some unknown location
Or sneaking into a top-secret military installation

Anything is better than that chair and those things in his face
Yes, even cheesesteaks and 'Earth 2' at the Lone Gunmen's place

But when he finally does return I hope they do it right.
I need a 'little touch of Mulder' on Sunday night.